Not a trading bot. Your monthly Bitcoin savings plan on autopilot.
$2.1MPortfolio after 10 years
17.6xReturn on $120k
30.7 ₿BTC accumulated
↓ Real data, no fantasy marketing
Why ARMADA8? // honestly
Built for ourselves
In crypto since 2013. Running a multi-million euro business, months pass without looking at the market. We needed something that runs — without us. Nothing existed. So we built it.
No scam — by design
Runs on your own Kraken account. API key with trade permissions, no withdrawal. We can trade, but never move your money.
Our own money in
We use exactly the same bot with our own money. Same strategy, same parameters. If we screw up, we lose first.
Boring beats clever
No day trading, no altcoin gambling, no leverage. Buy Bitcoin, intelligently distributed. More during panic, less during euphoria.
10 Year Backtest REAL MARKET DATA
$1,000/month into Bitcoin, March 2016 — February 2026. CoinGecko Pro data, including all crashes, fees, and slippage.
Portfolio value
Invested (cost basis)
$120k
Total invested
$2.1M
Portfolio value
1,658%
Total ROI
-83%
Max drawdown
"Der Max drawdown von 83% ist brutal. Aber wer $120k investiert und $2.1M rausholt, kann den Dip aushalten. Der Bot kauft dann einfach günstiger nach — genau dafür ist er gebaut."
How it works // 5 steps
1
Open Kraken
Verified account. Your money, your name, your control.
2
Create API key
Trade permissions yes, withdrawal no. Your money can only go to your bank account.
3
Deposit monthly
€500, €1k, €10k — monthly via bank transfer. Bot detects each deposit and distributes it intelligently over 30 days.
DCA + Swing: DCA buys only BTC. Swing trades only altcoins. No overlap. DCA + Pairs: Pairs ignores DCA holdings. Separate exposure calculation. Crash protection: In extreme panic (FGI < 10) the Pairs Trader pauses — correlations break down in crashes. DCA keeps buying (cheaply). Kill switch: One button stops all bots immediately. Anytime.
Marktvergleich // ehrlich & verifiziert
We don't need to claim we're the best. The facts speak for themselves — and also show where others have strengths.
Provider
Type
Price
Managed
Your account
FGI-Timing
Multi-Bot
ARMADA8 Managed DCA + tactics
Managed
€50/mo
✓
✓
✓
✓ 3 Bots
3Commas DIY bot platform
Self-service
$37-59/mo
✗
✓
✗
✓ DIY
Bitsgap Grid & DCA Bots
Self-service
$23-149/mo
✗
✓
✗
✓ DIY
Relai BTC savings plan app
Savings plan
1% Fee/Kauf
✓
✗ Custodial
✗
✗
Swan Bitcoin Auto-buy service
Savings plan
0.99% Fee
✓
✗ Custodial
✗
✗
Kraken Auto-Buy Exchange savings plan
Savings plan
1.5% Fee
✓
✓
✗
✗
Honest assessment: Relai and Swan are fantastic for people who just want to regularly buy BTC — zero effort, download the app, done. 3Commas and Bitsgap are powerful platforms for people who want to build their own strategies. ARMADA8 is for the middle: You want more than plain DCA, but don't want to configure 10 bots yourself. Managed, on your account, with sentiment timing.
Datenquellen & KI // woher die Entscheidungen kommen
No LLM in the trading loop. All trading decisions are deterministic — pure code, no "AI thinks and decides." AI is used exclusively for market cycle analysis, monitoring, and alerting.
Kraken API
Orderbook, balances, order execution
CoinGecko Pro
Historische Pricee, ATH, 12M-Lows
Fear & Greed
Market sentiment (0-100)
On-Chain
MVRV, NUPL, Pi Cycle
AI Analysis
Market cycle analysis, monitoring, alerts
SQLite + JSON
State Management, Trade-Logs
Why no LLM for trading? Because LLMs hallucinate. A bot that "thinks" BTC is cheap because it generates false data costs real money. Our trading logic is deterministic — testable, traceable, reproducible. AI analyzes market cycles and monitors the system, but doesn't trade.
Pricing // flat, fair, in BTC
Unabhängig von Portfoliogröße. Ob du €500 oder €50.000 investierst — gleicher Price.
Payment in BTC. No performance fee, no bullshit.
€50/Monat
Annual payment
€600/year in BTC
Save €300 vs monthly
€75/Monat
Monthly payment
€75/month in BTC
Why boring is better // the disasters
These disasters happened over 10 years — while our backtest was running. The DCA bot survived them all.
2014
Mt. Gox 850,000 BTC stolen. Largest exchange — poof.
$460M
2018
BitConnect "Guaranteed returns!" Ponzi scheme.
$2.6B
2019
QuadrigaCX CEO "dies" — private keys lost.
$190M
2022
Luna / UST $60B in 72 hours. 99.99% loss.
$60B
2022
FTX SBF gambled customer funds.
$8B
2022
Celsius "Your money works for you!" Bankruptcy.
$4.7B
"Keep your money on your own account. Don't trust any 'innovative' platform with your retirement savings. And if someone promises 'guaranteed returns' — run."
Beta Access LIMITED
Persönliches Onboarding. Wir richten alles gemeinsam ein — Kraken, API-Key, erster Bot-Lauf. Kein Self-service-Chaos.
ARMADA8 is not financial advice. Past performance does not guarantee future results.
Backtests are based on historical CoinGecko Pro market data (March 2016 — February 2026).
Bitcoin is volatile — drawdowns of 50-80% are historically normal.
Only invest money you can afford to lose.
ARMADA8 is operated by Thalios Advisory Ltd., Cyprus.